Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Chris Deerin: Kissing guys, hating gravy, sex goals and Sue Lawley – when being wrong is entertainingly appropriate

ny - JANUARY 28: Jimi Hendrix performs on the Felt forum on January 28, 1970 in long island metropolis, manhattan. (picture through Walter Iooss Jr./Getty photographs)

a pal made my day currently. "That track of yours," he stated (I'm in an unpopular beat combo known as fat law enforcement officials), "I actually just like the line 'I'm a man with a thirst, a thirst on my moral sense'. That's pretty deep, man."

i used to be overjoyed as a result of a) it's really cool when a person fees your own words again at you, and b) that's not the genuine lyric. the line in our song Drink the entire Drink (I'm afraid we're that kind of band) is significantly extra prosaic: 'I'm a man with a thirst, a thirst that wants quenching'.

Chris Deerin.

greater than releasing a record, or taking part in are living shows, or listening to yourself on the radio, or getting reviewed in the tune press, this turned into the second I knew we'd arrived: we had our very own mondegreen.

A mondegreen, in case you don't comprehend, is a misheard phrase within the lyrics of a tune. we all have them – we all belt them out with absolute commitment within the kitchen when a selected tune comes on the radio. There are the classics, equivalent to 'scuse me whereas I kiss this man', instead of 'scuse me while I kiss the sky' from Jimi Hendrix's pink Haze, which Hendrix preferred so an awful lot he started singing it are living – a fairly radical piece of audience participation.

Then there's 'spare him his life from these warm sausages' from Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, or 'cling me closer, Tony Danza' from Elton John's Tiny Dancer, or Abba's 'see that woman, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen.'

Some are without difficulty very humorous, like the Police's So Lonely being misheard as 'Sue Lawley' – 'It changed into played on country wide tv as an homage to Sue, however we didn't bitch. blessings are sometimes sudden,' Sting has recalled.

Or there's the famously indecipherable line 'call me in the event you try to wake her up' in REM's The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight, taken by way of some as 'watching Cheryl Baker hug'.

The very notice mondegreen is a mondegreen, with, pleasingly, a hyperlink to the press and Journal community. It stems from a 1954 essay in Harper's magazine, during which the American writer Sylvia Wright described how, as a younger woman, she misheard a line from the seventeenth-century Scottish ballad The Bonnie Earl o' Moray.

To her, the music went like this: 'Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands / Oh, where hae ye been? / They hae slain the Earl o' Moray, / and woman Mondegreen.' The remaining line is actually 'And laid him on the green'.

Wright wrote: 'The point about what I shall hereafter call mondegreens, because no one else has idea up a word for them, is that they're more suitable than the long-established.'

This, i might argue, is right. I requested the respectable individuals of Twitter the day before today for his or her common examples, and among the many common lines outlined above got here some fresh crackers.

'a chum's mum banned them from paying attention to Billy Ocean singing "go and get stuffed"', pointed out one correspondent, relating to the track When the Going gets challenging. one more suggested that KD Lang's constant Craving had at all times been 'can't stand gravy' in her household. Yet an extra recalled a work colleague who thought the opening line to Brian Adams's summer season of 69, 'I bought my first actual six-string', changed into 'I received my first true sex dream', which seems like a unique sort of music wholly. someone's brother insisted David Bowie sang 'here is floor manage, tomato Tom', rhyming tomato with potato.

there's an easy pleasure during this – it brings to intellect the sparkling, blameless air of formative years. we can all be aware rushing home with a new album through a fave artist and crowding around the speaker with friends in an try to decipher the phrases of knowledge rising from the vinyl grooves. We've all had teenage arguments with spoke of friends about what precisely those phrases are, the genuine wording mattering an excellent deal – greater than life itself! – to us.

We've all imagined that the phrases to a particular music communicate without delay to us, might actually were written for us. The poetry and stream of lyrics has accompanied us during the enjoyable early days of recent relationships, comforted us via ruin-ups, nursed us through loss and offered catharsis in moments of stress. It's easy to neglect in those moments that almost all of these 'meaningful' phrases will were impulsively scribbled on a tatty piece of paper by using a snotty-nosed child and not using a girlfriend and 0 lifestyles event, because the lead guitarist calls for he speeds up and asks why he couldn't have performed this ultimate nighttime at home.

however that, in the conclusion, is the great thing about music. The spirit concerns more than the fact. Our personal interpretation is what counts, instead of whichever dramatic existence incident or po-confronted sentiment or urgent want inspired the songwriter.

certainly, lots of the most inspiriting and life-maintaining lyrics are the easiest, those that are inconceivable to mis-decipher – 'may still I stay or may still i'm going?', 'standing on the shores looking at the peaches', 'I wanna cling her, wanna grasp her tight / Get teenage kicks all the way through the evening.' Marvellous.

So which is better, 'a thirst on my sense of right and wrong' or 'a thirst that needs quenching'? When fat cops support the satisfied Mondays in Aberdeen and Inverness in October, I may just do a Hendrix.

Chris Deerin is a leading journalist and commentator who heads independent, non-birthday party consider tank Reform Scotland

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